Wordless Wednesday

Hearts in Nature
I had so much fun finding pictures in nature last week I just had to do it again this week!!!

                                                 by: downing.amanda

                                             by: Klearchos Kapoutsis
 

                                            by: tamckile

                                              by: deejayres

SMILE! It's a Monday morning Joke

His & Hers Road Trips

HERS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window.
5. Hocks a loogie.
6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven.
7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky.
8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car.
10. Farts.
11. After he closes the door.
12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-Eleven.
13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was.
14. Almost hits a deer.
15. Curses the night.
16. Curses you.
17. Curses the large Slurpee.
18. Stops by the side of the road.
19 Takes a leak.
20. Still taking a leak.
21. Almost done.
22. I think.
23. Returns to car.
24. Drives and fiddles with radio.
25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
26. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
27. He hates your sister.
28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
29. He had to look up pernicious.
30. Couldn't find a dictionary.
31. Finally found a dictionary.
32. Couldn't spell pernicious.
33. Seethes at the memory of it all.
34. But she is laughing inside.
35. And of course you're still lost.

Time to get out of the Bedroom

The bedroom is tried and true the best place for sex, but is it really the best? Only way to find out is by testing some new places. Changing locations can make it feel new again, make it feel more spontaneous and less planned out (like most things in our lives).
Below I listed a few places I thought could be fun and maybe a few in there that could even be a little adventurous! Have fun with this use you imagination be inspired!

1. On a porch swing
2. In the weight room at your gym.
3. In your not-yet-finished new house being built.
4. On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
5. On a pool table.
6. On top of the washer... while it's running!
7. In the backyard under the stars.
8. In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!
9. On the beach at night.
10. Outside in the rain.
11. On a trampoline.
12. On a water-bed.
13. In an open field at night.
14. On a jungle gym at night.                                                               
15. In the car while going through an automated car wash.
16. In an elevator.
17. In a tree house.
18. Off a beaten trail in the woods.
19. In every room of your house.
20. On your kitchen table.
21. In a screened in porch in the middle of a thunderstorm.
22. Next to a campfire.
23. In a hammock.
24. Outside during sunset.
25. On a baseball diamond at night.

picture provided by: Dee'lite

Wordless Wednesday

Finding Hearts in nature

                                                        by: Pink Sherbet Photography
                     

                                             by: kansas_city_royalty

                                             by: melolou

                                                         by: Ediiiiie

SMILE! It's a Monday morning Joke

Why is Sex like Riding a Bike?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

Food for thought

For years, we have used aphrodisiacs: herbs, spices, fruits, vegetables, etc.... to enhance our love lives. So here are few foods that I have found can help to put you in the mood, with some great health benefits!  So give them a try see what works for you, it can't hurt.

{Oysters}
Oysters are probably the food most associated with being an aphrodisiac so I thought that I would start with it. They say it's because they're high in zinc, this helps produce sperm and increases libido. But then there is the more simple and a little funnier thought, because they resemble a woman's vulva. Regardless, oysters are one of the world's oldest aphrodisiacs. Tonight maybe try some fresh oysters served with chilled Champagne for a romantic meal, and see where the night takes the you. 
                                                                                                       
{Asparagus}
This one surprised me the most in my quest of food to rev things up. I guess it shouldn't have, the shape says it all. An English herbalist in the 17th century, Nicholas Culpepper, wrote that asparagus "stirs up lust in men and women."  Then in 19th century France, bride and grooms were served three courses of the spears at their prenuptial dinners. Why not, asparagus is a great source of potassium, fiber, vitamin B6, vitamins A and C, and thiamin and folic acid. The latter is said to boost histamine production necessary for the ability to reach orgasm in both sexes. Some great ways you can take advantage of this tasty veggie would be to; steam, grill, roast, even throw them in some pasta or a stir-fry. 

{Chili Peppers}
MM MM! When I came across this one I was so happy I love things HOT! Chilies contain capsaicin, this is a compound that makes the peppers spicy. It also raise your heartbeat, cause you to perspire, and release endorphins that may trigger feelings similar to those experienced during sex. There also good for you; containing antioxidants, and double the amount of vitamin C found in citrus fruits.


{Avocados}
The avocado has been considered an aphrodisiac for a long time. The Aztec name, ahuacatl, actually means "testicle tree," it's also associated with fertility. A Catholic priests in Spain found this fruit to be so obscenely sexual that they forbade it. CRAZY, because avocados are also considered to be a super food, high in antioxidants, fiber, and monounsaturated fat. This "good" fat has been linked to a reduced risk of cancer, heart disease, and diabetes. They are also said to boost your immune system. Thumbs up from me for that.

{Red Wine}
A romantic dinner is never complete without a little alcohol. With that in mind a properly paired wine will enhance the taste of your food to hopefully, get the you both in the mood for love. After all moderate amounts of alcohol can lower inhibitions and help you relax. Red wine is on my list because doctors say: Drinking a small amount of wine (especially red wine) daily may increase your HDL, or good cholesterol and reduce your risk of blood clots. It is also power packed antioxidants. All drink one to that!

{Strawberries}
Again with the likeness to a body party. This summer berry is considered erotic because of it's likeness to nipples. Eat them on their own, or add them to your favorite salad, smoothie, or dessert. If you really want to multiply this berries' sexual powers, dip them in warm chocolate and feed them to each other!

{Chocolate}

Full of disease-fighting antioxidants, chocolate is now considered a super food with potential health benefits. I like the sound of that! It's been linked to love and romance thanks to a host of compounds including anandamide a feel-good chemical, which releases dopamine in the pleasure centers of the brain and peaks during orgasm. Also PEA (phenylethylamine) the love chemical, is said to help induce feelings of excitement, attraction and euphoria. When indulging, try to choose dark chocolate with at least 60 percent cacao, the more cacao the better, it is suppose to be the source of chocolate's health benefits.

{Honey}
In ancient customs newlyweds drank mead,  which is a fermented drink made with honey, to increase fertility and add sweetness to the marriage. This sweet and sticky treat is a great source of boron, a mineral that helps the body use and metabolize estrogen, the female sex hormone. Studies also show that this mineral as well as B vitamins may also enhance testosterone levels in the blood, the hormone responsible for promoting sex drive and orgasms in both men and women. Honey is also known for its cancer fighting antioxidants and wound healing powers. All though, the most erotic thing you can do is drizzle it on your partner and lick it off. "They don't call it a "honeymoon" for nothing!" A cute saying I hadn't really taken into consideration tell I ran across it during my research.

{Bananas}

It's shape should be the first sign hahaha. I use them all the time at my parties for games. It's not only the shape, but there creamy lush texture too. We also all know bananas are loaded with potassium, magnesium and B vitamins, but I bet you didn't know they contain chelating minerals and the bromeliad enzyme, said to enhance the male libido.

{Almonds}

 Almonds have been regarded as a fertility symbols. The aroma of almond supposedly arouses passion in females -- or so thought the poets and scribes. Scientists say that almonds provide high doses of vitamin E, magnesium and even fiber, as we have learned from the other foods, can boost up the mood. Never forgetting the amazing health benefits.

Keeping all this in mind, many experts believe the mythical properties of aphrodisiacs is all in the power of suggestion. So if you believe a certain thing will turn you on, it will. It's not just foods that can put you in the mood, smell and taste, have shown in studies to be sexually arousing as well. But most importantly the best aphrodisiac is a healthy diet and regular exercise. Doing this will keep your body and libido in top shape.

 A little Advice: Studies have shown that bring foods into the bedrooms as a means of foreplay is not always a good idea. Sugars and dairy are actually a woman's enemy down below, causing yeast infections. So keep the food I suggested at the table, then have maybe a flavored massage cream or edible body gel  for desert in the bedroom.

pictures provided by Lee & Chantelle McArthur and theogeo

Thanks for Coming!!!

Thank you to everybody who came to the Chat Party!!! I hope you learned something new or was inspired for something to help keep the passion alive in your life.
If you live in the Colorado area and want to host a real party in your home please email me or visit my website www.revupthepassion.com and add your info for interest in a party.

"The keys to a memorable kiss are pleasing your partner and pleasing yourself."

Want to play?! Live Chat TODAY!

I'm hosting my very first Online Passion Party and I want you there!  It's going to be a FUN filled time with chatting, playing and winning prizes!  That's right, prizes!  We're going to play games, have a raffle and other incentives.

 

Date: Thursday, March 17th

Time: 7pm Mountain Time (Colorado)

Place: http://www.revupthepassion.blogspot.com

Wordless Wednesday

Love can be found anywhere!

                                           by riczribeiro

 by feridun

                                                                           by elka_cz's

SMILE! It's the monday morning Joke!

By no means am I a golfer but this joke made me SMILE!!!


TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

Date Night Dinner In Bed!!

It's finely Friday!
I think date night is in order, and with the craziness of the week it's just hard to get anything planned. So why not save a buck or two stay home and do dinner in bed! I'm running with the excuse that shaking things up can help a relationship.
To really make it sexy put on some heals and an apron only while preparing the meal, it will drive him crazy. Try to keep the meal to simple finger foods then you can have fun feeding each other.
Prepare the room ahead of time dim the lights, maybe light a few candles, Seduction Soy Massage Candle is a great one, put on your favorite music NO TV! Tonight is date night, you have the rest of the week to watch TV.
When dinner is finished give each other a massage. Blow out the candle that I mentioned before pore a little of the warm melted massage oil on and rub the week away. Just take it from there and enjoy the rest of you evening, it will feel great to start the weekend off relaxed and rejuvenated.  


To find out more about the candle I mentioned just follow the link. ENJOY!!!

Feel as SEXY as he thinks you are!

We are our worst critic and that is a fact. Keeping that in mind STOP!!!! Please! Just relax slow down in your mind, I understand life can be and is crazy. But you deserve to be happy in life and in the bedroom. 

Wear lingerie under your clothing for the day. Make sure he catches a quick glimpse in the morning before he heads off.

Have him wear silk boxers.

Do your makeup and hair.

Work out get the blood pumping.

Accept compliments regarding your looks and abilities.

Learn a new fun way to pleasing your partner. Tip: Grab a feather and lightly glide it up his body from his toes to his noes.

Plan to be the dominant one.

Take a shower together when getting ready in the morning. BE GREEN

Confidence is the best aphrodisiac, so become knowledgeable about something your unsure of.

Don't sweet the small stuff. Everybody has flaws, and guess what, nobody cares about them as much as you do.

Dance seductively alone, and let your partner catch you.

SMILE! It's a Monday morning Joke

Attempts at Sex

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times


Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

---

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times
Did not come - 21 times
Came too soon - 38 times
Went soft before you got it in - 19 times
Cramps in your leg - 16 times
Working too late - 33 times
You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times
Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times
You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times
You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times
You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times
You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times
Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

Kissing can make you both wanting more

The forgotten foreplay. Kissing isn’t just a distant memory from your teenage years, it’s the bets way to share a moment any time of the day. In turn it can up your chances of having the time of you life under the sheets later. Think about it, how many times have you watched an amazing kissing scene in a movie and didn’t wish that was you?

 

     In Public (please keep it G rated) 

It doesn’t always feel right let people witnessing such an intimate moment. But on the flip side this little moment can bring a rush that comes from an unexpected kiss and you’ll feel that much closer. Believe me there will be somebody that wishes they were having that amazing movie kiss. Just be sure to clarify some boundaries.

    

   As often as you can

Time to evaluate how often you kiss, including a quick peck you might be surprised. If your like most couple that have been together for awhile the number my be bleak. If the number is anywhere under ten it’s time to make a change.

Start making a consciences effort to kiss any chance you get. When you walk past each other in the morning while getting ready for you day, then again when you done getting ready. Before you go your separate ways for the day, as soon as you get home, while sitting on the couch, while sitting at the dinner table the list is endless be creative. The reward will be amazing; you’ll notice that he will start doing the same without even knowing it.

     No Sex for a week (worth it in the end)

Now I’m not asking you to do this every week. Just this once to bring your relationship back to a simple place to discover each other again, after all we are ever evolving. Kissing can be even more intimate than intercourse, promoting feelings of intimacy and security. After that week of make-out sessions (above the waste) the pay off will be HOT!!!! 

Spice Up The Night!

     Looking for a fun way to spice up the night? Adding games to you bedroom romps can be a great add. I know it may sound corny at first but in times of stress our minds are just not always in it. Our minds can hold us back by thinking way to much about or day and way to less about or needs.  So having a game that gets things moving can change everything for the better.
     There are so many to choose from I wouldn't know where to begin from Dirty Dice, board games, Love coupons what ever is your style. But keep in mind to really find a new way to have fun you may have to step a little out of your comfort zone. One of my best selling games is the 52 Weeks of Naughty Nights they are scratch and win cards that reveal delightfully naughty suggestions for a night of passion. There is also 52 Weeks of Romance if you want to explore your more sensual side.
     To order any of the games I have mentioned please visit my website: www.revupthepassion.com